Friday, December 21, 2012

Chocolate chocolate chocolate

Three cookie/candy (not sure which) recipes, all unhealthy, all simple, all non-Christmasy, all unapologetically chocolate

Eskimo Cookies

Once upon a time, approximately at age 11 or 12, my mom kept me home from school becuase I was sick - really can't remember what my specific complaint was. However, I wasn't too sick, and she left to run errands. I immediately went downstairs, made a batch of eskimo cookies, cleaned up the dirty dishes and consumed the entire batch, thereby eliminating all evidence of my criminal activity (sweets were closely monitored in our house). I was really sick by the time she came home. Moral of the story is that these cookies are so delicious that children will turn to subterfuge and dishonesty for them. So that's a win. Also, they are extremely easy to make and fun, like play-doh. And these days, I put some latex gloves on and mix the stuff with my hands.

1 and  1/2 sticks of butter
3 TBSP cocoa
1 teaspoon vanilla
1 cup sugar

mix together well. Add:
2 1/2 cups oatmeal.
Do some more mixug until you can roll into little balls, sized 1 inch or smaller in circumference. Roll each one around in powdered sugar until covered. Refrigerate.

Boiler cookies, aka "No-bake"

This is a pretty popular recipe, but a little tricky. Don't cook enough, the cookies are soupy; cook too much, and they are crumbly.

2 cups sugar
4 TBSPs cocoa
1 stick butter
1/2 cup milk
1 cup peanut butter
1 tablespoon vanilla
2.5 cups oatmeal


 In a heavy saucepan bring sugar, cocoa, butter and milk to a boil. Let boil for 1 minute (at least - I boil for at least 2) then remove from heat and add peanut butter, vanilla and oatmeal. Drop mixture by the spoonful onto parchment or wax paper, then let cool til hardened.

 

Chinese Noodle Bars

These used to be on that back of every La Choy Chow Mein Noodles can, but inexplicably disappeared about 20 years ago. Now whenever I make them people always want the recipe. Your loss, my gain, La Choy. 

12 oz bag of semisweet chocolate chips
6 oz. bag butterscotch chips
can of chow mein noodles (don't know the weight, maybe two or three cups by volume?)
can of cashew pieces, about 8 ounces? obviously, I never wrote this recipe down

This is much easier with the advent of microwave cooking. Put the chocolate and butterscotch chips in a bowl. Microwave 30 seconds. Remove and stir. Microwave again for 20 seconds. Remove and stir. Microwave 15 seconds, and so on, until it is totally melted. Just be careful becuase microwaved chocolate can burn easily.

Dump the noodles and cashews into the melted choclate. Stir until coated.
Place parchment paper on a jelly roll sheet. Pour out the mix and spread onto the sheet. Using a very sharp knife, cut the mix into bars before the chocolate cools.


Tuesday, December 4, 2012

Whole Wheat Pasta with Edamame, Arugula and Herbs



Cooking Light AUGUST 2010
Shamelessly stealing this from Cooking Light Magazine, because it is delicious and i can never find the recipe
Ingredients
8 ounces uncooked whole-wheat penne (tube-shaped pasta)
2 tablespoons olive oil
1 tablespoon butter
2 cups frozen shelled edamame (green soybeans), thawed
2 cups loosely packed baby arugula
1 cup grape tomatoes, halved
1/4 cup chopped fresh flat-leaf parsley
1/4 cup fresh lemon juice
3 tablespoons chopped fresh basil
1 tablespoon chopped fresh thyme
1/2 teaspoon kosher salt
2 ounces fresh Parmigiano-Reggiano cheese, shaved

Preparation
1. Cook pasta according to package directions, omitting salt and fat. Drain.

2. Heat oil and butter in a large skillet over medium heat. Add edamame to pan; cook 2 minutes or until edamame is thoroughly heated, stirring occasionally. Combine pasta and edamame in a large bowl. Stir in arugula and next 6 ingredients (through salt), tossing well. Sprinkle each serving with cheese.

Sunday, July 22, 2012

Couscous Poppers

I love Buffalo Chicken Wings. I love the spicy flavor and the fried chicken. So I'm working on coming up with a vegetarian substitute that will defeat my craving for BW3. These are pretty tasty, if I do say so myself.


First, you need some ingredients:


Oh, good, we have those!! Next, start mixing them together:


1 cup of water
2 cubes of vegetable bouillon


Boil the water with the vegetable bouillon. Add


1 cup of couscous.


Once the couscous absorbs the water (happens in minutes), mix in


goat cheese
chopped parsley
1 TBSP chia seeds (totally optional but totally healthy)


Roll into balls approximately 1-inch around. Now the messy part.


Let the couscous soak a bit in some buttermilk, then roll them around in some Panko breadcrumbs. Meanwhile, heat some vegetable oil for deep-frying. Pop them into the oil until they are golden brown. Microwave some Frank's hot wing sauce with butter, and pour this over the fried poppers. Done! Pictured above with cabbage and tofu rounding out our dinner.